I dreamed I awoke at a never ending party
But when I peed, on waking, to relieve myself
Found I was pissing into an overflowing urinal.
Just as I feared my added waste had caused the overflow,
There came laughing men dressed in white
Carrying pipe wrenches to fix God's plumbing.
And I awoke and relieved myself,
Happy to flush this toilet ,
And watch again this daily blessing.
God is either everything or nothing.