Wednesday, June 15, 2022

Glory

When Lori came back  to church after her bottom surgery, her transgender friend, Anne’ jokingly said,said ‘well. I guess you won’t be using glory holes any more.’
‘Not likely,’ Lori laughed, never herself using one but knowing the reference.and appreciating the joke. They both did not  not realizetheir conversation was overheard by the pastor’s oldest daughter who’d stepped out of the stall saying,’if you’re not using the glory hole anymore would I be able to use it.
Lori and Anne had no idea what evangelical spa or bible study place the girl was thinking they were about. It was all they could to resist bursting out with laughter as the hurried out the exit together. When the two girls were outside in the hall, Anne couldn’t help saying in, ‘Would you call that bent on glory?”
They laughed. 
“I would indeed. Do you think we should have explained?” Lori asked.
“ I wouldn’t know where to begin”, said Anne. 
‘Probably a good idea because that’s as far back in the rear view mirror as testosterone’ said Anne
‘Amen.” 
The two women walked up the stairs from the church basement leaving the pastor’s daughter staring shocked at her iPhone’s wickipedia page, knowing for sure she was going to erase her search immediately.

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