Crinoline and Blood

When I said I wore panties and liked the feel,
There was no blood
The blue wool dress hung straight;
But you said you liked the cammo fabric,
That felt  rough as war,
Spotted with blood,
Thankfully not my own
Though would it matter?
You prefer men that fight
Preferably in silks.
Crinoline and beards so unbecoming.
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