Thursday, January 8, 2009

Jan.8, 2009 - Imagine


I met him again at the Brandon Psychiatric Asylum in the late 80’s. He recognized me instantly when I had to work hard at first to remember who he was. So many years had passed in my lifetime since I’d last seen him.
It was circa 1969-1970. He was “cool” then, “high” and dealing pot at a local Guess Who concert. I was making music with some guys and he lived upstairs from us. We all shared the common bath in the house with the lesbians next door
His conversation and appearance hadn’t really changed. He still had his pony tail but was a bit bald on top.
I on the other hand was the staff psychiatrist in a suit and tie and no longer wearing the tie die shirts he was still sporting. He raved about the asylum food being really great and wanted to show me his very own room. I followed him down the institutional halls to where his single bed and chair with the metal side table was. A cassette deck radio belted out tinny 60’s songs.
He told me he still wanted to see the Beatles. “That’s my greatest ambition, man”. When I said, “they’ve broken up, and Lennon’s dead.” he’d looked really seriously at me and shook his head.
“Naw, man, not you too.”
Then he walked away back down the empty hall in his own world where Lennon still lived and the Beatles were ever together.
I thought, there but for the grace of God go I. I wondered too if his “zen” wisdom back in those “good ole days” hadn’t just been early schizophrenia.
On the other hand I had to wonder as I hurried off, harried as ever, running from one medical crisis to the next and always just one step ahead of the taxman, if he didn’t have
the better deal. A room of his own, three square, John Lennon alive, the Beatles still together , and the taxman paying.
Imagine.

2009 Poem


2009
It’s a new year.
It’s unwashed.
Unsoiled. Unused.
No one else wanted it?
Free to the taker.
Given to the old and the young alike.
Offered up to criminals and saints.
Just as it is.
Unmoulded. Uncut. A tabula Rosa.
Not even a hand me down.
A gracious gift indeed
But whatever.
Not particularly special
As everyone has one.
But don’t turn your back on it
It’s demanding by the nano second
Shouting to be taken seriously
Actively inviting play
Scorning work
And over far too soon as one gets to know them
Unequivocal at first
Then something to be cherished
And sought after.
I’m making mine something for sure
I don’t know what
But it’s going to be something.
It’s going to be the best year
That ever was.
You wait and see.
I’m going to make it
Mine!

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Addiction Psychiatry



The exciting thing about addiction psychiatry is that it is truly biological, psychological, sociological and spiritual. When I left family practice in the country and community medicine for psychiatry that and immunology were the fields of discovery with the most apparent greatest depth and breadth.
I was not prepared for psychiatry to become a kind of second class pseudo neurology for poly "feel good" pharmacology. Comfortable with psychopharmacology , I still enjoyed the contributions of anthropology, epidemiology,chemistry, biology, neurosciences, developmental psychology, sociology, cultural, philosophical and theological considerations that were so much a part of my training. Individuals were seen as multifacetted diamonds in the rough. The coping mechanisms of the mentally ill, the deranged, the deviants, diseased and impaired, the outcasts and the marginalized were all understood as adaptation. If someone was particularly offensive my teachers taught me to ask how this behaviour had been necessary to the development of the individual. Alternatively I was asked what it was about my supposedly tolerant and civilized upbringing that would cause me to be so judgemental about this clearly human presentation. Was I really sure that my way was the best way? I was taught the story of the Diogenes the philosopher who asked by Alexander the Great, "is there anything I can do for you?" replied, "you can step aside so as not to keep the sunshine from me". Such self sufficiency as Thoreau at Walden Pond was as important to a psychaitrist's development as the book, "If you meet the Buddha on the road, Kill him."
It was the heyday of medicine and we dreamed of Canada leading the world in healing. We didn't see her as sending the little sister soldiers to big brother America's conflicts. Rather we envisioned Canadian hospitals ships and a space age medical corp, and peacekeepers world reknown for their daring rescues. We felt that as Canadians we could best serve the world by wedding the remarkable education systems and multicultural environment to the task of curing disease. The canadian medical system was foremost in the world not where it sits today with increasing waitlists and patients paying for everything but the most basic services out of pockets which of course the ill by nature of illness experience as sorely depleted
As psychiatrists we hoped to find the means to bring compromise and resolution to the world conflicts. We were immersed in systems theory as well as genetics, endocrinology and neurology. We had experience and authority in peace not war . We could share this we thought with regions who did not know the meaning of 'sweet boredom' of the peace we knew in Canada. We hoped to get to the core of the terror of schizophrenia and then apply this learning to the world at large. Paranoia as a paradigm explained so much of the greed, hoarding, war and hunger in the world. We had such high hopes. We were idealistic and humanitarian.
Then the beaurocracy took over or something. Suddenly administrations redefined healthcare as political expenditures and for profit models. The question became how do we promise the tax payer health care, give them something else and charge them for both. Politics was pigeon holing all doctors in the dinosaur realities of archaic reductionist fear driven paradigms. Truth became a things of the past. Overnight we'd gone from the sublime to the me Jane, you Tarzan world of brute force and big is better. Rather than serving as consultants with the genius that comes from long years of reflection, intense debate, and in depth experience with basic research and love of learning we were suddenly poorly paid slaves to the fickle self serving designs of pillagers who claimed survival of the fitness was the only true religion. There would no more be anything but "applied research and the university medical school was nothing more than a glorified 'trade school' and factory.
How could psychiatry serve the war machine? Would euthansia be a more humane 'solution' for the mentally ill? Wasn't it a shame that lobotomies were out of favour? Everywhere it was 'what's the bottom line", and ironically these superstar exhorbitantly expensive business "managerial" brains did not so much as create anything but steal by sleight of hand and word and deed. Financial wrangling was just that, the whole white collar casino of stocks and phony bonds. The answer to world peace was Vegas!
It seemed that the whole of psychiatry was being consumed by this corporate madness which made psychiatrists the distribution salesmen for the latest pill promise of happiness and the patient customer consumer who needed to be told what to do by slick marketting. Psychiatrists were suddenly expected to compete with the street drug dealers who had with cocaine, alcohol, cannibis, nicotine, opiates, and benzodiazepines. Some psychaitrists were demanding head office send them more than antidepressants if they were supposed to have any hope of a market edge as police were increasingly refusing to work for the pharmaceutical industry chasing down the competition. No wonder people preferred "alternative" psychiatry given the limits of the proposed paradigm of 'feel good' is 'good'.
Thank God, Addiction psychiatry came along and again said there's no such simplistic answer to life. No perfect pill. No quick fix. No instant happiness. Simple answers, yes. But no simplistic solutions that could come in a cereal box despite the marketting. The individual problems again were seen as community problems. The mind problem was a brain problem as well. Addiction was the microcosm for the macrocosm. The heart and soul were overnight restored to adult psychiatry.
Once more there was this place where relationship was as important as illusion and the question 'what is enough' was being asked had surfaced. Not just as 'resource management' but rather in terms of Maslow and Seligman. Moderation was again a central theme of medicine. A different kind of reasoning was being asked for in this era of emotional, spiritual and cultural intelligence. Collaboration and respect was demanded but not for the 'position authority' of insignia but more for the scars and tattoos of experience.
Not surprisingly an individual 'cured' of an addiction would re acquire that same addiction if they were subjected to the same environment so family, community, friends, work and schools all became involved in the psychiatric process. The term psychosomatics returned as mind body realizations derived from modern PET and fMRI scans.
Addiction psychiatry simply understood the hypothalamus, amygdala and nucleus accumbens a whole lot better. The 'war on drugs' had played a liars game with little to show for their multi billion dollar claim that they could make society safe. Diversion judgements instead worked as did drug free work zones, treatment centres, 12 step programs and mentorships, education, motivation therapy and new medications as well as old time detox. Addiction psychiatry worked!
The joy of addiction psychiatry was that the debate and discussion was again occuring at all levels. And most importantly the addicts and the recovered, the children and the adults were encouraged to participate in the dialogue and solutions. There were none holier than thou. There were no pompous 'healthy' people in addiction psychiatry just those who were healthier and a little further along life's convoluted journey. A famous addiction psychiatrist said to a heroin addict, "I don't know what it's like to be addicted to heroin but I'm having problems myself with my addiction to worrying." The "my brain is better" and "your brain is sick" paradigm of pharmacist psychiatry held no sway where everyone could see the continuum clearly. The very foundations of desire and relationship with one's fellow man in the pursuit of happiness and resources was being questioned once again. The mechanisms that were associated with overeating were little different than those associated with alcoholism. The essence of pleasure was again being explored while what was happiness was a challenge to a world gone mad. Was love only lust and the soul only the brain or was there something more. Evolution and devolution competed openly in addiction psychaitry with the discussions not presumed to be known 'a priori' by those above everyone else's pay grade.
Daily in clinical practice, one on one, the addiction psychiatrist had to answer "who am I to question this man's addiction to death when I myself may be no better in my addiction to life". Thanatos or Eros? The teeter totter tug of war or dance of love. Here the healing began. At the front lines. And I loved it after the sterile stupidity of one shoe fits all. The healing was in the process.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

GAZA


I am sad and disheartened that there is war again in the middleast. It's not news. It's bad manners. Next year Christians should collectively indiscriminately and arbitrarily go to war with the Buddhists on Ramadan and Honaka. If tribal people want to fight make them fight on their own holy days.

As to a solution, it's obvious. New England is unlikely to invade California. California doesn't know anything exists outside it's borders. So the US should send the Grand Canyon over to the Middle East to keep the two sides apart. They need geography more than they need military aid.

Given the excess of Chinese, as the US has already hit them up for money, perhaps the Middle east could hit them up for adult supervision. Send one Chinese person for every citizen in the middle east with the directions to slap the fingers of anyone, and I mean anyone, playing with bombs. We're likely to see better results than any of the pathetic political solutions to date.

As this is the worst kindergarden bullying ground on the planet, rather than sending more politicians over, a delegation of elementary principals with some kindergarden kid consultants might make a far more lasting and intelligent solution than all that have yet been proposed. If that doesn't work threaten to cut off MTV.

Both sides are being brats and their allies are no better. That said there are a lot of good people living over there and they shouldn't have to be subjected to the delinguents carrying on without consideration for anyone but themselves. Stop already. Grow up and become boring like Canadians.

"It's better to jaw-jaw than to war-war." Winston Churchill
"Everyone says forgiveness is a lovely idea, until they have something to forgive." C.S.Lewis

Monday, January 5, 2009

Inoculation




She was waiting for him.

He didn’t know what hit him.

When he woke she had duck taped him to the chair. She was sitting across from him on a stainless steel lab stool. She had long legs in knee high suede boots, black turtle neck sweater, arms crossed, long black hair, high cheek bones, full lips, steady blue eyes. He watched her, head aching.

“What do you want?”, he asked.

She stood up and placed one long finger on his lips.

“I’ll ask the questions.”

She turned and walked back to the counter by the sink where she picked up a lap top computer. She brought it back and placed it on a stainless steel tray next to him. He turned to look at what she wanted him to see. They were clearly MRI scans.

“I want to know about these,” she said

“What do you want to know,” he asked pulling against the tape.

“All of it,” She said sitting back in the chair across from him. She had a scalpel in her hand now he’d not seen before. Her eyes bore through him.


“What are you doing?”

“All of it, “ she repeated.

He looked back at the MRI.

“I wasn’t a part of it. I just read the films. It’s a slow growing tumor that’s caused by a virus. I had nothing to do with it.”

“They didn’t know, did they?” she asked.

“No. They would have acquired the virus years before.”

“When the patients were in the hospital.”

“Yes”.

“A psychiatry ward?”

“Yes”.

“How did you know?” she moved the scalpel to her other hand.


“I didn’t know for sure. I guessed. It’s a rare tumor. When I looked for older films they all came from the same hospital. The psychiatric facility and they all had the same doctor. ”

She didn’t answer him, just slowly moved the scalpel to her other hand.

“And you only read the films?”.

“Yes.”

She cut the duck tape off one of his arms leaving the scalpel in his free hand.

Then she was gone, high heeled boot sounding in the empty corridor.

He guessed he could have called someone. Especially after he read the morning paper.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Jan. 4, 2009 - Sunday

I like this picture of a duck. I took it in Stanley Park. There's a pond called Lost Lagoon at the city's edge of that park. When I lived on my sailboat in Coal Harbour I walked my dog round Lost Lagoon all winter taking along a camera and snapping shots of the ducks, geese and swan. I liked owning a dog because he took me for walks. In addition he ate all my left overs. Together that accounted for the slimmer waistline.
My cat's idea of a walk with a leash is being dragged. We agreed a long time ago to not subject each other to this embarrassment. Besides she's houdini with collars and harnesses. Given her preferred attire you'd think she grew up on Wreck Beach with hippie cat parents. Truth is I bought her from a reputable Vancouver Broadway pet store. Right now she has smelt the Safeway barbecued chicken I bought on the way home from Christ Church Cathedral. Rupert Lang and the choir put out another CD that sold out first day. My cat sings but it's not what one would call 'choral' music."
Now ,the cat is trying very hard to say "chicken" but it's coming out like 'meow".
I'd better get down to sharing the chicken with her. I just wanted to share this duck, too. The cat's carnivorous and not into into the esthetics of birding. She's also a liar. She tells me routinely she just wants to go out on the deck and 'talk' to the pigeons. The pigeons have her number and don't want to 'talk' with her.
Sometimes talk isn't the answer. The United States should give up the Grand Canyon to some places in the world that really need it. It's been a long time since New England even considered invading California. California long ago forgot that anything existed outside it's borders. So let the middle east or some other underpriviledged place have the Grand Canyon. I'm sharing my duck. The cat's getting chicken. Enough talk, already!


An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. Simon Cameron 1799-1889

Thursday, January 1, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009




"Let me not to the marriage of true minds


Admit impediments. Love is not love


Which alters when it alteration finds" William Shakespeare




Thank heavens we're here again. Another year to come. And last year did not vear off into outerspace or parallell universes despite all dire warnings. The politicians couldn't find anyone to sell the year off to either. It wasn't outsourced. No doubt it will go into some antique year storage shop somewhere and wait for a buyer. Might well turn up at a garage sale. For now though it's properly there in my memory at least. Not a particularly good year but a whole year and not one bit less. Given dementia's dislike of the new and love of the old, there's a good chance I'll keep it. Who can say about this year?


I suspect reading Scientific American's special issue on Time that Augustine knew as much as we do. It's really uncertain if tomorrow even is present. Best minds suggest that the Improbability Drive used in Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy is indeed propelling Mother Earth.


My best guess is tomorrow is a compromise position on the best wishes and dreams of Jung's collective unconscious. The suicides and homicides cancel each other out and we're left with mostly harmless. Given the old's infantile rage, resentment, covettting and greed are cancelled out by children's dreams for ponies and huggy bears, we're not doing too badly Despite television coverage, most of the earth most of the time is not at war. Even given the anti baby attitudes of DINKS and Yuppies, the population explosion speaks better for Columbus than Malthus. Maybe this year I'll get my porsche space ship.


I wish you all your dreams. If the rapture gets you before me, can I have your stuff? Now that my mother's in heaven there's little chance she'll let me go elsewhere. Global warming is obviously a product of Latin Lovers and Hollywood Hellfire. Right now it's not Canada's problem. It would be as silly to ask Winnipeggers to join a campaign to save mosquitoes from extinction. May you dream of love and joy and laughter the whole year through! God bless. Here's to another awesome adventure! Raise up those glasses of buttermilk and vote for Harley Engines on Wheelchairs. Move over world, we're coming through!