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Tuesday, September 5, 2017

Pemberton Labour Day Weekend, Camping, Quadding and Opening Bow Season

For those who read stories for the kill factor, I’ll start this one by saying I didn’t see a deer and didn’t shoot one. I didn’t even see bear which were all the rage in the area, though I did see sign. I saw two ptarmigans, a partidge, a rabbit, lots of voles, a couple of gopher, some ground squirrels, a whisky jack and some eagles and hawks.  I had a really great time.  I shot a number of paper targets and cans with my Excaliber bow and with my Ruger semi auto 22 rifle and my Ruger Mini 14 semi auto 223 rifle.  I didn’t eat any paper. I cooked my own great meals on a Coleman camp stove and shared these with my cockapoo hunting dog Gilbert.  He had a really great time and chased and killed tennis balls. He did chase the two ptarmigan too.  He’ll dream of that for weeks.
My old hunting buddy Bill Mewhort, now residing in the truly happy happy hunting grounds,  emphasized the importance of the opening season hunt.  It comes at the end of August or beginning of September, first a week for us bow hunters then the rifle season proper begins with a bang.
It’s now one of the main rituals of my annual seasonal year giving it its unique form and meaning.  There’s the birthdays and anniversaries for some and the official national and regional holidays. I especially like city of Vancouver’s annual 5 k Summer Fun run. The Gay Pride parade  as sex has become mainstream more irrelevant than irreverent has  mired itself in more sordid politics, a much dirtier business indeed.
It’s sad though the atheists don’t have Christmas, Easter, Pentecost or even the days of the Saints to celebrate. No wonder they suffer more from addictions and suicide.   The Communists do continue to fail miserably to celebrate with any fervour their lacklustre godless leaders. Those of other religions other than mine do know the joy of spirituality. Their community celebrations are blessed with laughter and love.  Even the pagans with their wild ribaldry, jumping fires in spring and such,  have so much more to offer than the dead intellectualism of violent socialism.
I’m  blessed as only a Celt can be  having Hogmanny, St. Andrews and Robbie Burns.. Ah, to annually hear and witness the Ode to the Haggis with bag pipes playing and bonnie sweet lasses dancing is to be alive in a way no other can imagine. Were it not for the Highlander Scots who jumped at the tropical and mild Canadian winter offered by the Hudson’s Bay Company, Canada would have taken even longer to be discovered.  The French Festival du Voyageur is an annual delight.  The tribal indigenous people took gladly to the tribal Celts and the French who were intelligent enough to leave France.   I do appreciate my ethnically touched neighbours who break up the year differently with the  traditional Chinese parade of astrological symbolism or the Indian Diwali  festival of lights and other such communal events.
And for all of us who disdain the poor hunter vegetarians who lack the sensitivity to hear the cellular death screams of  vegetables there is  the added creme de la creme of the Opening of Hunting Season.
Each year I gather more ‘stuff’ together for the hunt.  As a boy who hunted with my father and brother I only had to bring my warm clothes, boots, cap , 22 rifle and shells.  My dad had the truck and knowledge, and tools,  having hunted as a boy with his grandfather. My brother was an expert marksman and I the youngest was best at plucking ducks and partridge.
I never did hunt big game with my brother or father. I got my first deer tag as an adult after yoga training, vegetarianism, marriage, overseas travel, study and medical internship took precedence. I had guns in Manitoba but bought my first Browning 30:06 deer rifle from Italian Firearms here.  I moved to Vancouver and began to hunt deer here in the late 1980’s.  My first hunts were in  Pemberton and Princeton. When I moved to Vancouver Island I met Bill Mewhort and we hunted together for decades. I was with him when I shot my first buck.
I’d buy my Stainless Steel Ruger 30:06 from his friend and owner of Granlund Firearms. We’d name it “Sexcalibre” because it was so sexy and shiny.  Because I sailed and often lived on my sailboat I loved the introduction of stainless steel rifles.
I’d begun archery with a long compound bow but switched to a Browning Compound Crossbow because it  required less practice each year. I’d shoot deer and grouse with that.  Bill however  has a video of me missing a deer standing still in a field four times before the deer walked away more bored than bothered.  “See what I told you about getting a rest,” Bill  forever emphasized the need to lean against something when shooting to improve accuracy.
 “Aim for the centre of the centre of the centre,” he’d say time and time again.  He called deer in and taught me stalking to the point where i could sneak up on lying deer and shout ‘boo’ in their ear watching them jump straight up before running off. Bill, himself called deer in, having them come to within feet of him every time.
I now hunt with the Excaliber Bow having been introduced to this amazing cross bow by the amazing hunting men at Reliable Guns in Vancouver. It’s more powerful than my original compound and as accurate with allowing me to hit grouse.  I like the opening bow hunting season mostly because of the last of summer and early autumn weather. Animals, when they’re around, aren’t so spooked as they are after the cacophony of gunfire alerts them to the opening of rifle season. We actually believe the deer get a memo telling them the opening season and any changes to regulations. Those that can't read get the message quick enough once the gun fire begins.
Having all my ‘stuff’ now I’m no better a hunter, worse if anything.  I used to climb mountains and carry deer back on my shoulders through down hills and through streams.  I quartered moose I’d shot to carry them overland through grizzly territory for more than a mile.  Not anymore.  I’ve got older and lazier but still surprise myself getting game. I’ve always thought of myself as a grouse hunter who happens to shoot big game when I’m out with the dog looking for grouse to shoot. Gilbert is ecstatic hunting grouse. It’s the only thing in his life, other than Fifi, that is more exciting to him than chasing tennis balls.
I have a new 2017  Ford F350 4x4 Lariat Edition 6.2 L Gas engine Super Duty Truck with Long box. I replaced my 2009 Ford F350 Harley Davidson Edition Diesel truck because it was off warranty and having troubles. I’d fairly trashed that truck too 4x4ing after my Quad was stolen.  I have my Honda Pioneer 500 cc side by side ATV for backwoods and only plan to use the truck to get to a campground where I can unload Charles. Charles is the name we’ve given the Pioneer.
Each hunting trip is an expedition of sorts.  I have to get my rifles, bows, arrows and ammunition from the gun storage locker. Then I have to get the camping gear and cooking gear and Charles from the North Shore Storage locker. I also have to find radios, gps, satellite phones and electronics. I’ve just moved trailers so finding everything is a trial.  I’d completed a morning clinic and really had hoped leaving in the afternoon to get to Pemberton and set up camp before darkness
It wasn’t meant to be.  I loaded all the gear remembering everything.  There’s the North Face Tent I bought last spring from MEC. Then last week I bought another MEC sleeping bag, this one  -9degree ,wide extra long  Draco . My other sleeping bags are 6 feet but this one is 7 feet.
My first favourite sleeping bag was a down bag I had as a fly in doctor in Northern Manitoba and Northern Ontario.  Then I made myself a sheep skin sleeping bag after doing arctic wilderness survival training making and sleeping in igloos and Quincies. Since then I’ve had a half dozen lighter weight sleeping bags and finally I’m satisfied with this one.
The same has been true for air mattresses over the years.  I’ve finally found ones I like from Cabelas whose own brand bags are the best.  I tend to pass along my old gear when it’s relatively new in my search for the perfect wilderness gear. I’m thankful for nephews and friends who are glad to take my gear so I can move along to something better. I love that some items last for a long time such as the Coleman gas stove and the Coleman Gas Lantern.
My hunting gear is a variation on my ‘car camping’ gear.  I’ve done back packing, bicycling, canoeing, canoe portaging, motorcycling, and yachting expeditions.  Hunting with a truck and ATV leaves a lot of room for the imagination.  I take tables, chairs, lawn chairs, and this week had my lovely Honda 2000 generator. I got by just fine with the Honda 1000 generator which I had on my sailboat as well but with the 2000 I can run water pumps and a heater.  I’m not averse to luxury and comfort when I’m hunting. Most guys leave tenting and move into trailers.
I did get the first  trailers for hunting and took them hunting a couple of times but my present trailer is simply too elegant for the backwoods. Besides it's too big for me to even pull without training and endorsement. As well Burnaby Hitch has to put a Fifth Wheel Hitch in the truck bed before I can even tow it.  It’s a trade off.
I really would like a camper trailer and tow my Honda.  Bill Mewhort's  best hunting system was the truck and camper towing a trailer which we’d do our best to load with moose and deer. My other impressive hunting buddy Victor has a truck and tows an enclosed trailer which he’s made up with sink and cot for hunting but which serves to haul back his abundance of moose and deer as well.
I laugh at the young guys or novices only because I’m an old guy now and can.  There’s simply no way you can get the right gear and right arrangement without experience.  The more experienced the guy the more interesting his gear is to another wilderness connoisseur.  The book learning may help and there’s merit in viewing videos but it all takes time.  And old guys just love to look at other guys gear. It was the same with off shore sailing.  So much individualization and so much consideration of efficiency and durability.
It was sunny and only about 3 pm when I left Vancouver. I love driving the Sea to Sky Highway. It’s truly one of the wonderful rides of all times. My favourite trips have been doing it on the Harley. I used to love riding up in my old Vanagon when I was into black diamond skiing at Whistler and Blackcomb nearly a quarter century ago.  The new F350 Ford with gas engine maneuvered beautifully and handled all the ascent and curves. I loved glancing to the left at the beautiful blue waters of Howe Sound remembering the countless times I sailed those water in my 39ft offshore yacht, SV GIRI.  It's now on land at Loyalist Cove Marina, Ontario planning her next expedition.
I stopped at the Squamish Canadian Tire. Canadian Tire is a necessary last stop for any expedition. I finally got the bolt I’d lost for ATV ramp.  I’d had a little excitement wondering if my jury rig would hold when I drove the Honda up onto the back of the truck.  One shouldn’t push one’s luck.
I got Gilbert’s Little Cesar dog food there.  I got some Fusion 223 ammunition for the Ruger Mini 14 I’d brought along for larget practice and tenting sleep aid.
lmost next door there’s a perfectly situated Starbucks where I bought a silver mug which would fit Charles cup holder. I also bought ground Expresso coffee for the stove top Expresso machine which I’ve taken everywhere with me, including my motorcycle ride to Sturges.  I really do appreciate a good cup of coffee with honey and cream. When I don’t have cream I love canned milk, a taste initially acquired in the far north.
Escape Route is a fabulous outdoor store further along the mall.  I’d noted this year that my hiking boots were really done in and given my injuries and need for a time with orthotics I was overjoyed to find the very best Romanian Salewa Hiking Boots. I know Romanians. They are a magnificent people who love the outdoors.  Since Communism fell they are making high quality european products. I love my goretex lined boots.  I really love these boots. They really proved themselves too.
I did my grocery shopping at the Indepent Grocery Store, finding great steaks, potatoes and pork chops, staples of my hunting along, with all the other dining luxuries like white chocolate I can’t resist. It was many many years ago I thought I should ‘rough’ it when it came to groceries. Back packing and canoe camping impose limits of weight. But I have a cooler that plugs into the cigarette lighter.  Why rough it when you have a truck and a generator. Actually because the truck worked so well as a generator with it’s USB plug in for charging my iPhone and Ipad with kindle books and AC plug ins for cooler,  I don’t think I’ll be taking the Honda generator along next time. The Ford truck is quieter and it's one less thing to lift. If I was using a heater I'd take it though.
Back in the truck with Gilbert, the retracting ceiling roof saving him from the heat, and my trips back and forth to the truck with each purchase didn’t detract from his final sloppy welcome when I started the engine. We were on our way north again.  It was now 5:30 pm.  The traffic had certainly increased but thanks to the improvements on the road made by the Liberal government of BC it really flowed despite the vast numbers heading to Whistler and Pemberton for the long weekend.
It was dark when I got to the MacDonald’s at Pemberton.  I love MacDonald’s. Gilbert loves their plain burger. He almost Jones at the Golden Arches.  It was already getting dark.
I drove the Duffy Lake Road up past the turn off to the St. Agnes Skookumchuck Hotsprings.  I used to love this but last spring Laura and I found it had been taken over by loud partying young people making it obnoxious to us.  Way too loud.  Too much booze and drugs. Too much city unpredictability. Too much like DTES and work.
I was surprised at the number of cars at Joffre Lakes.  Pemberton has just become increasingly popular.  I was planning on going to the campgrounds Laura and I found past Duffy Lake nearer to Lillouet. The only problem was that I saw a sign that said I was entering the Caribou.
The reason’s I chose to hunt Pemberton again this year was that there was a Senior’s Doe Season for guys over 65.  I figure I can use all the help I can get because I’m no longer climbing mountains for hunting like I did up to a decade a go. I can still climb with far less enjoyment and more pain but the issue is I’m not going to be able to get the game back.  Hauling my elk up hill a few years back took all day and nearly killed me when I flipped the ATV.  Even hauling in the buck I shot on the relative flat last year was a struggle. Even lifting the last few game I’ve shot onto the back of the truck has required me to use the winch I've had on the front of the ATV's
This year because of the wild fires in the interior, only the Coastal region is open to back country ATV’s.  You can still drive a truck in the Caribou other back countries.   What hadn’t been devastated by wild fires this year was still restricted to offroad vehicles.  I didn’t want to trash my new truck. And I really love driving around in Charles with my great hunting dog beside me.
Since Gilbert lost his eye to glaucoma this year I really wanted him to have a great year hunting. I don’t know how long he’ll have his remaining eye.  He does love watching the road when we’re driving around hunting.
I would have liked to camp by the river but I was concerned about Gilbert and the highway traffic so headed inland on a logging road near Van Horrick Creek.  I knew I wasn’t able to shoot old guy doe near here but I could hunt with my ATV.  I was still in Coastal Area 2.
I found a place off the main logging road, rather lucky indeed.  It being past 10 pm  and pitch dark, I almost set up my tent alongside the road when I drove in 5 km and couldn’t find any spot. Returning my lights caught this turn off which took me a few truck lengths into the bush, just enough for privacy and away from passing vehicles for Gilbert’s safety.  The down side was no running water at camp and when trucks went by, few though there were, the dust blew over my tent and gear. It was dry and dirty place, but safe and somewhat secluded.
I am thankful to North Face tents for the ease of assembly in the headlights of trucks. I’ve done so many times I can speak with experience. Never am I happy to be doing it, always I’m tired and just wanting to go to bed. It’s always the same. I methodically go through the motions and long ago stopped cursing, preferring prayer instead.  In no time the tend was up and I’d blown up the air mattresses, Gilbert helping as much as he could by sitting on them. I loved laying out my new sleeping bag and opened one for Gilbert which I draped for warmth over his little doggy bed I bring along.  It is one of life’s great joys to be able to strip in the cool night and climb into a sleeping bag with man’s best friend curling up beside you.  Just as I was falling asleep Gilbert, whose been more skittish and vocal since he lost his eye, began barking at the night.
I love my Ford F350 automatic fob. I just pressed the button so the lights went on and off and horn blared a couple of times.  Whatever Gilbert was bothered by was not about to take on a White Ford F350 Super Duty Truck. I had my Ruger Mini 14 with clip in beside me, nothing up the barrel, but really think the truck fob is the best animal deterrent. I had to do it a couple of times in the night because the little guy had a bad dream or smelt something.  I eventually fell asleep despite the air mattress, very aware how I miss my bed everytime I go back to sleeping on the ground.
It was still dark when a couple of trucks passed. I could sense an edge of dawn light and thought how my old friend Bill Mewhort would have had us all out of bed his coffee brewing and wet eggs and greasy bacon waking our senses.  Bill’s dead. I’m sorry. But I remember hunting with him  I wished that when he got us all up before dawn.  It was worse in the cold and snow.  It was worse that he was so cheerful too. His percolated coffee was welcome and good.
Alone I  rolled over and went back to sleep.  Gilbert and I usually wake at 7 am for work so he figured it was okay for him to start licking my face at that time. I often find him awake watching me waiting for me to wake up or finally taking it upon himself to wake me up.  It’s great letting him out of the tent to roam about peeing on everything.  I liked that he could be off leash the whole time.
It’s really hard to get out of a sleeping bag and get dressed. It’s even harder crawling out of a tent and standing.  My knees aren’t what they once were,  That’s not age. That’s being out of shape. I used to dance, do yoga, martial arts and tai chi.  If I did as much of that today as I did a few years back I’d be a hell of a lot more limber.  Rolling the truck and rolling the ATV and not sailing these last two years of grief and anxiety, sloth and gluttony have taken their toll. I was thankful to have the camp chair placed outside the tent subsequent mornings so I could lift myself up with it’s assistance.
Shitting in the woods is over rated.
Wet Ones are further proof that God exists and Jesus Christ was All Man and all God.  Thank you Jesus for "wet ones".
I do like standing and pissing though Marking my territory.  I like to piss in the four corners out from the tent to alert an animal to my presence. I’m scarier than anything out there even the occasional Grizzly bear.  Being alone in the woods I’m far away from the drunk and stoned young people who sometimes are looking for trouble. I’ve stood down guns and knives in the back woods over the year, facing up to some unpleasant  yahoos.
I only remembered this year the night I heard some guy in a provincial camp ground stealing my lantern. He’d stolen my axe too. In the light of my flash light I saw him running off with the long axe and lantern. I was stark naked and barefoot but took off after him armed only with my flashlight.  He had a head start and out ran me. That might have been a reason for the second wife not to want to have children with me and eventually be happy with a divorce.  She said I was a foo to chase naked after some  guy in the night who’d stolen my axe.  She often didn't approve of my nakedness, that night at the party with some hundred folk about when I took off all my clothes and suggested we should all go skinny dipping. Being a party pooper she just had to mention the outdoor pool was frozen in winter.
The fact is I’m pretty certain I’m the most dangerous animal I’ll encounter in the woods. I just don’t know if I’m more dangerous to myself or others.
Dressed I backed Charles down off the truck thankful to have the bolt in the ramp.  I love Charles. I didn’t bother with making coffee. I had a blue energy drink and got my bow and arrows and having shot an arrow off to see it was still hitting the target I headed out on Charles.  What beautiful country! BC is truly God’s country.  The devil seems quite at home to stay in Vancouver.
I love the logging companies who make these logging roads. This one was active with huge machinery left out and fresh cut timber.  I loved the smell of fresh cut fir. The sun was just rising over the snow capped mountain peaks.  The higher it got the warmer it got.  Majestic spruce and fir trees along the sides of the roads and every little while a slash which I looked over with my Bushnell Rangefinder binoculars.  I didn’t see any deer but it’s mostly about the experience. Gilbert and I were having the time of our life.
I’d brought a 5 gallon blue jug which I’d filled up at Pemberton only to have half the water spill out as it fell over on it’s side with the bumps or turns in the road.  The cap leaked.  I found a stream and filled it up and later would add quite a few drops of iodine.  Iodine purifies the water and protects against bacteria but especially ‘beaver fever’. There’s some formula about how little iodine you need for a whole lot of water but I use my own formula of dumping in more than enough but not enough to affect the taste. I figure with North Koreans being ruled by a young nut bar dictator having some iodine on board could help if Kim Jong un shoots a nuclear missile at us.
I got naked too, the ex wife not being around,  and barely survived washing myself off in the freezing cascading mountain stream.  I had Olay soap and a little tube of shampoo I’d brought from some 5 star hotel I stayed in. The sweet smells helped distract me from my feet turning blue and numb and the swivelling experience of my manhood when I sat in the water.
I often think I’d like to be a transexual admiring those who have had the courage to make the transition. It might complement my being born again.  Pain is a discouragement though and I fear that I would rather just have my youth back and not make so many mistakes with regard to marriage and love and idealism in the wicked workplace.  I like Leonard Cohen’s “I want a new face”.  I think that while other transexual’s have gender identity disorder I’ve more of an identity disorder.  The fact is that after the mountain stream experience I had a visual image of what I’d look like without a penis.  I  thought of Seinfeld's George Castandas screaming ‘its’ the cold water’.
It was already hot outside in the morning.  Back on the ATV for more driving about and exploring.  No deer.  No signs of deer. Just great countryside and whole lot of fun 4x 4ing. I just love being with Gilbert out in the woods sharing his obvious enjoyment.
Back at the campsite I made sandwiches and shared the meat with Gilbert. He ate his Little Cesar too. Lots of running about for him too.  I threw the little yellow ball and the bigger orange ball almost continuously all weekend. He’s addicted. And I’m feeling guilty that he lost his eye.  It doesn’t matter it’s genetic.  I work with some extremely hateful and chronically complaining demanding people and I attract all that misery and pain when I refuse to do some thing that the individuals wants, like free drugs, a letter saying they don’t have to work for life, a change of diagnosis from anti social personality disorder, or borderline personality disorder to choir girl or alter boy.  I’m especially disliked by the pedophiles I’ve reported. My life has been threatened repeatedly and my last dog was killed by a pothead after I refused to alter their positive drug screen for so they could continue to smoke pot and get a high paying government job.
The sad irony is that my ‘integrity’ cost my dog his life.  Burying him I cried such tears too despite my belief in Rainbow Bridge. Now I’ve returned to Canada to live and work under a Prime Minister who lied and smoked marijuana and got the highest paid  job in the country.  I’ve had a lot of conversation with God about this.
For a year I’ve looked everywhere all the time because another guy has been threatening to kill my dog because he wanted me to change his diagnosis of drug addiction and alcoholism which I can’t do and it wouldn’t wipe out his DUI”s either. The irony here is that the police who hadn't done anything despite my reporting his ongoing threats called me up because he's now taking to threatening  Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. I could have said, "Oh no, I was mistaken" but having that awful dinosaur integrity I told them that yes, the reason I reported him to you in the first place was that I thought him dangerous. And yes I've worked extensively with the dangerously insane and psychotic, addicted and personality disordered, in jails and with the police and military and only twice have I reported a patient threatening me. This is despite having been threatened physically with knives and guns and fists and other weapons in the office and simply put that behaviour down to illness.  The police thanked me and perhaps I contributed to saving Justin Trudeau's life. This too will pass. For all I know Kim Jong un has other plans.
A woman is mad about me not giving her a letter saying she never had to work again so she could continue to collect insurance and not work. I was giving her annual letters but she wanted more.  Some people you can never give enough and displeased they lie and hurt. There's a story about a scorpion and a horse I like to remember at such times. It's my nature and oath to help. I don't like being judged by those who tell me that they've given up and their's 'is just a job'.
I met a Serb who hated the UN troops more than the Croats who killed his family.  There is more evil in sins of omission than sins of commission. That's the lesson in Arendt's "banality of evil".
I cry a lot, thinking of my dog. I long for death at times too.  It’s all behind me out in the woods. No CBC news. No patients wanting "free heroin".
I set up targets and shoot nice patterns, near bullseyes. I could adjust the scope a little but I'm satisfied  with free standing and using a rest. It's good enough for the conditions.   It comes with being called a ‘straight shooter’.  Not much room for that today. Only Kellie Leitch speaks of Canadian Values anymore. I'm waiting for Andrew Scheer to weigh in on that but he's playing to a larger audience than the conservative party.  I really hoped that Dr. Leitch would acknowledged.  She's a truly amazing woman.
I didn’t bother with clothes a lot on the weekend.  It’s like being on my yacht with just a wrap or shorts. The weather was so hot it was nudist colony weather.  Not wearing my Apple watch the white band where my watch was has gone. I really did tan a great deal.  Lying on a lawn chair reading all summer and concerned about the spots on my back I was avoiding sun on my back But thanks to the two lesions being removed by the skillful Dr. Waterson I felt great going shirtless. I shot a whole lot of targets and enjoyed the sun.
I don’t know what happens to the day. I drive around the backwoods for hours.  I feel like it must have been like in the golden era of the automobile back in the 30’s.  At most I can do nearly 50 km/hour which is as exciting on rough logging roads with steep fall off cliffs but mostly all I do is 20 km and sometimes 10 km.  It’s an easy speed even if the road is horrid and there are these great rocks and cut outs for run off. It’s a speed I can look around at the scenery.  It's a speed I could see a deer if there were any.
In the afternoon I had a thermos of coffee along and some sausage. I take a tin of herring or sardines along in the morning. Gilbert doesn’t much like the fish treats but really loves sharing the sausage and cheeses.  We picnic on the side of a mountain and I watch clouds like I did as a kid.  The colours of the terrain greens and a touch of early fall are too beautiful too.
There was this relatively major river running through a valley with large blue pools. I climbed down and swam in these. If swimming means diving in then swimming right back out, lathering oneself with soap and shampoo then diving back in and rubbing off the soap and shampoo furiously to get out shivering and blue to dry in the hot midday sun.  Everything was so dry with the road dust incredibly filthy so I took these daily dips and used my big bowl with water back at the camp to wash off. I’ve talked to Afghanistan solders who’ve described the daily horror of heat and dust and feeling the awful wearing sand grit daily. I think I had a wee touch of that in the dry heat of this weekend. Braving the freezing water as I did gave some momentary relief from the constant sense of grimy grit that pervaded the camp and got into the clothes.  The air at times also was thick with the smoke from fires far away.
I never saw any deer or deer sign. I figured with the heat and flies they were high up at the glacier level where it was cool.  I did see bear scat on the road.  I surprised a grouse first thing one morning. Then I saw two ptarmigan and hoping they were in season not seriously took a long shot with my bow for the benefit of Gilbert. The arrow went a ways above their heads and bounced  off a rock, the noise and movement causing them both to burst into flight with a little dog going full tilt after them. He almost became airborne with  sheer speed and determination to catch himself a bird.
After the morning hunt on the Monday Labour Day I could have stayed longer but chose to pack up. I’d had enough. I had a home that was still chaos after a move which badly needed some organization. I had a legal report that was due and I felt like I wanted a shower and a clean bed to sleep in.  I didn’t even think of the traffic coming home a day early and getting caught up in the long weekend return. I should have known when I saw the dozens and dozens of cars all over the Joffe Lake region. Crossing through the Mount Currie Reserve where my old friend rode rodeo I was glad to see a sign saying the rodeo would be the May 20 weekend.  I really would have loved to see Wayne Andrews when he was the World Indain Broncho Riding champion.  Mount Currie reserve and Pemberton Rodeo see a lot of great horses and riders. I’ll forever be thankful for the times I rode with Wayne. the times we fished and the stories we shared late night in his sweat lodge. What a great man he truly was.
I stopped at the Spud Valley Hunting Store to talk to one of the great brothers about the areas for the Senior Doe Hunt as well as buy some ammo for next week.  I’m coming back for the opening of rifle season and more camping, though this time with Lovely Laura.
I also drove a little way up the valley to see if I could get some organic produce from the organic farm stand.  Pemberton potatoes are the finest in the world but it was just a little early for them. I did get some fabulous tomatoes which I ate all the way home.  They went really well with the burgers and paddy I got for myself and Gilbert  at the Macdonalds on the way out of town.
Traffic wasn’t bad till Squamish where I turned off only to be disappointed that the car wash was closed for the long weekend.
Back on the road we were pretty much gridlocked from the Chief to Britannia, moving along at between 5 and 20 km max for an endless time. The water cooled Harleys were riding along the side of the road to save their engines.  I was thankful for the air conditioning and sound system in my Ford Truck.  At Britannia we began on track moving along at a 100 km/hr. I stopped to take a photo of the wild fire haze over the normally pristine view.
In North Vancouver I unloaded the Honda Pioneer and camp gear, then left all my guns, bows and ammunition at the gun locker before driving home to unload food and my filthy clothing.
It was great to see Dave and Rick and Laura. Rick and Laura have lawn chairs outside and a little community has grown around them.  Rick like Dave and Mack is a real hands on down to earth guy with great ideas while Laura is like my Laura warm intelligent and engaging.  As we get older for those of us without a whole lot of attitude there’s a lot of experience that can be collected in one place very quickly with all the ensuing wisdom that goes with it.  Conversations are a whole lot better because of this. These friends sense of humour is what really counts.  There’s a whole lot of wit and the wry comments interspersed.  After three days alone I really have to admit I was glad to see such great people. Later Laura and the two girls were walking by and I was able to show off my new home, despite the mess.
I really am glad to be back.  Sleeping in my own bed without being woken by Gilbert a couple times in the night and having to flash the truck lights and honk the horn at a distance before Gilbert would settle back to sleep was wonderful. I think I missed my CPAP machine too, probably because I really did sleep the sleep of the dead after a long hot shower before bed.
This morning after a cup of expresso coffee I cleaned up the garage to make room for an office and settled down to complete the report.  I’ll be at work tomorrow but will have time to undertake a couple of errands which simply can’t wait.  A trip to the Post Office, a trip to the laundry and seeing an Optometrist to get the glasses I broke repaired.  Of course I’d love to have a deer at the butcher but there is next weekend hunting with Laura, (my Laura, not Rick's Laura.) Laura's always good luck and good fun.
It was great to hear Kevin and Anna and the god kids were back from their amazing summer camping and driving holiday all the way to the east coast and back. Like Kevin I enjoy photography so even when there isn’t game to shoot there are always great sights to be shot. Gilbert of course is my my number one model.









































Tuesday, September 6, 2016

One Hundred Mile House and Bow Hunting

What a rush it is to get these expeditions ready.  Expeditions they are. I just regret that I have only a few days because the preparation for weeks and days is about the same.  The plan was for the the 4 musketeers, Tom, Gilbert the Cockapoo, Laura and me,  to head north for the long weekend ostensibly to bow hunt mule deer. While I've been blessed to shoot deer and partridge with bow and arrow, that is the rarity, mostly this opening bow hunt weekend is more "wildlife viewing".
Early in the week Laura informed me that the outlook for the weekend was rain everywhere.   Tenting didn't seem that attractive with that forecast. We thought of taking the RV but the Ford F350 engine glitch remains.  $2000 of maintenance later and the truck wrench icon screams imminent death with uphill acceleration.
Still One Hundred Mile House is one of the most incredible places for wildlife  with nearby Lac La Hache great for fishing.
Laura was still up for tenting, trooper that she is.  However, when I emailed her the website for Ramada Limitted, I got a text back saying immediately, "that looks fabulous and  would be nicer if it's raining."
While Laura and I had a short but hectic week of work, with the increasing distress of  the overburdened health care system, Tom was doing his best to ensure that the Ford and the Honda 500 Pioneer were ready for action. It was a good division of labour.
I didn't get out of the office till 8 pm. Any day out of the office means 2 for  preparation and payback. There's no robot doctor. What once was  once a steady stream of work has for many if not most of us become a constant torrent. The paperwork has multiplied exponentially, with a similiar rise in laws, minefields, dragons, protocols and players.  Most of the newbies really  are just overpaid critics without accountability and jolly good at spending other peoples money.   With all the hostility and workplace toxicity, physician suicides at an all time high, doctors threatening strikes, patient waitlists till forever, nurses unhappy, unrealistic demands,  beaurocratic vampires, impossible political promises. and public hangings , shame and hypocrisy;  every weekend away is like a blood transfusion.  I come back to the front revived ready for the next declaration of cutbacks and shortages.
I finally arrived home to see  Laura pulling her Eagle Ridge wheeled luggage bag out of  her  little red Smart Car.  The skies opened and the streets flooded. Tom was already at the RV sitting under the awning.
"The Ford and Honda are ready!" he said. Great news.
"Whose for pizza?"I asked.
Laura and Tom nodded while Gilbert's tail began to wag at the word 'pizza'.  Dogs know the human words that are important to them.
Canadian Pizza brought us the best meatlovers Pizza.   With the propane heater turned on and heavy rain beating on the roof we ate ravenously, sharing tidbits with Gilbert.  We watched a TV episode of the Big Bang Theory,  this generations  Seinfeld cum Friends mix. My parents watched Honeymooners in their day.
Morning early we loaded  the truck with our bows and cammo gear.  We stopped again at Cabelas for arrows and a new hard cross bow case for my Barnet Compound Cross Bow. My Excalibur Max has it's own soft case.  I'd hoped the Barnett would take an attached quiver like my Excalibur but it didn't. I got Tom a canvas hip hung quiver like the one my ex wife had made me when  I'd had a Browning compound crossbow.  More arrows and razor blade points.  Also a white tail deer tag, just in case.  Laura got a conservative comfy tartan camo pj set.  I got a couple of winter sleeping bags.  Good to 20 below. It's past the summer sleeping bag weather so if we do choose to tent again we're now ready.  At Tom's we hitched up my AB boat with the Honda 30 hp hoping to get in some lake fishing.
Tom drove us up and out of the Valley.  Leaving the rain forrest and coming up into fresh air and tumbleweed country of Ashcroft and Cache Creek is always a joy.
At Clinton we headed off the highway  onto the logging roads.  Immediately we saw a huge female moose moseying across the road.  After that we saw a big mule deer.  It was black bear season and we had tags but the black bear we saw next seemed  to know it was safe in the Provincial Park on the other side of a fence.  It was just standing there looking at Gilbert and us all.  But I don't take shots unless I'm absolutely certain it's legal. The consequence of breaking the BC Conservation Law is that all of one's gear can be confiscated on the spot, ATV's Boats, Rifles etc.

"I think of hunting as a sacred matter. Everything must come together in a Godly way.  Sure we could shoot the bear  and no one would be the wiser. But we both know 'we'd know'. "  We're probably past the park boundary but it just doesn't seem right, " I said.
"There's  still the fence, " Tom said.
BC Hunting regs say that you can only hunt on 'private land' with permission.  In the past, the land had to be 'posted', i.e. 'no hunting signs' but now the onus is on the hunter to know. Even if we  were outside the park boundary, and shot the bear,we could be breaking the law. We didn't know whose fence this was.  It's just all round easier to hunt in true wilderness.
"When in doubt, it's best to say no," Laura said.
Gilbert thought we were all fools!

We saw more grouse along the road.  Gilbert was not impressed with his hunting team. By the time we came back on the highway  darkness was coming on. At 100 mile House we immediately saw the Ramada sign coming into town. Checking into the Ramada Limited the young  good looking manager was terrific, friendly and helpful.  The Ramada was clean and the staff were the best. Gilbert was welcome but had to be on a leash.  Lots of parking.  W'e saw others had boats and ATV's with them.  Lots of expensive new trucks in the country. The manager said the parking lot was safe, they'd not had any problems.  Away from the centre of town it's  less likely to attract thieves.
Each day the Ramada had a morning continental breakfast which I only got to enjoy the final day. It reminded me of the European hotels we enjoy.  I talked to young manager  and learned that he'd been to University of Bombay.  I'd been there and loved Bombay.  He told me about all the development since I'd been and discussed the changes that have taken place there and in Canada in recent years.

Tom and I were up at 7 am to go hunting, leaving Laura and Gilbert to sleep in.  Tom had bought a whole new set of cammo gear on sale at Cabelas and was looking way too spiffy.  We loaded up with the A&W breakfast sandwiches and coffee then headed up Exeter Station road to the trails.  Parking the F350 we unloaded the Honda 500 side by side Pioneer.  Tom and I named it "Charles'.  Because it was called 'pioneer' we thought of 'chuck wagon' , considered calling it Chuck but thought 'Charles' was more distinguished and fitting.

Soon we were motoring along at about a jogging pace enjoying the  drizzly morning.  I just love being out in the wilderness. We had our cross bows strapped on the back of Charles and a rifle each in the cab.  I'd ridden enough rainy and snowy times on my Yamaha and the Polaris before it to appreciate the joy of the Honda 500 Pioneer's roof and windshield.

We came over a hill and there was a whole herd of magnificent mule deer a couple of hundred yards away. They actually let us stop and observe them. One buck had 4 points with it's velvet still on the horns. Another buck was a two point and another a spike. In addition there were a half dozen does.  I sure wished it was rifle season because I'd have had the 4 point for sure. The cross bow is best at 50 to 100 yards in my hands though others can shoot further more acurately.  It was Tom's first bow hunt so I cautioned waiting for a better shot. As we stalked closer on foot the bucks took off bouncing into the woods leaving the doe to watch us unperturbed.

We left  the ATV and with radios, bow and gear, separated for a stalk and sit.  I hurt my back drawing and cocking my bow.  That was humiliating. I have a draw string to reduce the tension but had it improperly positioned so really did everything every back doctor or chiropracter says not to do  bending straight over and pulling straight up with straight legs.  Humbug!
With my bow cocked and my back hurting I headed out into the woods realizing my knees were not happy either. They simply were not used to climbing over big rocks and my stability wasn't what it used to be.  I really had to be more careful.  What a change from a man who ran up and down hills scarce years before.  Still I'm thankful for the mobility.  Injuries to my foot and knee in recent years had made it so  I'd not even been able to stalk the previous season. It really felt good, if a little painful, to be stalking along deer paths in the deep woods.   I found just the right clearing where I could sit in ambush. I started out meditating then settled for  a nap, drifting in and out with an ear cockd for snapping twigs.  Nothing.

Three great Sandhill Crane however suddenly rose up in the air not a hundred yards away from me. What a surprise.  I'd later see there was a little pond they must have spent the night in. What majestic prehistoric looking birds they are.

Around 10 am I was stiff and cold and not a little restless.  Only a couple of hours into the hunt and wanting to be moving about. My former guide friend old Bill who was big on morning ambushes would have shook his head. I went looking for Tom surprised I was so close to the road having walked through the woods and come back on the road we came in on.  I climbed around the hills some more before getting back to Charles.  I was glad for the thermos of coffee.  The rain had stopped. The sun was poking out of the clouds. Such a lovely place.  Pine and spruce trees, green everywhere. I discharged my crossbow, stupidly losing the old broken arrow I used to save the bow string.  I drove the ATV down to the end of the road and then back again to find Tom who'd seen me go by and walked back to the road to join up.  He told me he'd  come across another herd of deer with a couple of bucks.

"If I'd had my bow cocked and a little more confidence, I 'm sure I could have got the second buck. It walked right in front of me at about 75 yards."  he said, excited.

We climbed on Charles and began driving slowly along the trails.  A man and woman on two quads passed us. They were just sight seeing. We'd seen a couple of younger guys on Arctic Cats with long compound bows riding quads earlier but no one else. Heading down another somewhat overgrown road we surprised another herd of deer. We were only thirty yards away when two deer high tailed it out of there while a couple of more just walked ahead of us into the woods. Tom spotted one huge deer when I stopped the vehicle so I jumped out.  I'd just cocked my bow with a big mule deer still standing only 30 years away.  Tom meanwhile had gone the other way after another deer.

The trouble was I couldn't see if this deer had horns. I stalked as quietly as I could hoping to glimpse the head which was down chomping grass behind some bushes. Without my ever seeing it's head,  it moved off leaving me with another great 'one that got away' story'.

Tom had one in his sights only to find he couldn't squeeze the trigger.  The deer got tired of waiting and Tom figured out the bow "safety" better so he'd not miss again.   I'm not judging, only the week before I'd missed a rabbit because I couldn't get the clip to seat in my rifle.Such mishaps make one appreciate appreciate why soldiers are forever cleaning, oiling and working their equipment.

It was a great morning with a lots of sightings and near misses.  We even saw more grouse but only ptarmigan were in season.

"Ptarmigan are the ones with feathers on their feet," Tom said.

"And they're more black and white than brown and red," I said.

Back at the Ramada Laura had been out walking Gilbert who was ecstactic to see us.  Much barking and greeting licks before he settled down. Laura had been enjoying the latest Harlan  Coban novel and said how much she enjoyed the Ramada service.

That night Tom and I drove around in the truck exploring the region. I'm not much for night hunting anymore.  I really did enjoy the seat heater on my back and it was just fun to drive about the backwoods. We actually came out at  Lake Helena a fabulous spot full of RV. Lots of ATV's and kids and big fires, boats out fishing and generally a really good feeling wilderness camping place.  Two people had the same Keystone Energy toyhauler as I do.  I  enjoyed talking with one fine fellow about it's load and towing and how well it handled on the rough back country roads.that lead into Lake Helena. I'd only had mine really offload once when we all were moose hunting. I hadn't towed it with the ATV in the garage either.  Right now my garage is a really large junk drawer. Towing heavy loads concerned me.

"I just have to go slow on the up hills," he told me.  "Otherwise the RV  handles well on the back roads. It's a tough built toy hauler. "  He had an F350 truck same as me too.We also discussed hitches  and tailgates.

Following  the road out we came to Lac la Heche and headed south on 97.

Back in 100 Mile House at the Superstore I picked up a barbecued chicken,  deli salads, buns, chips and dip, paper plates and plastic cutlery. I even got Hagen Daz ice cream.  Back at the Ramada we had a feast watching Fear of the Living Dead.  Tom and Laura were not that impressed with my choice of zombie fare but loved the food. It's really roughing it when you have to bring in your own Hagen Daz.

I'd got Gilbert a rabbit squeaky toy.   He sure had fun with that.

The next morning Tom was up in the dark and his ludicrous enthusiasm got me going. I dressed like a stiff zombie ,  somehow getting myself and gear out to the truck.

Back in the wilderness again we had Charles off the truck and loaded up a whole lot more efficiently.  Again we drove slowly into the back woods.  No talking.  Just the quiet chugging  along watching for the very well camouflaged deer.  When we got to an open area Tom spotted one bounding across the clearing.  We parked Charles.

I found a really nice spot on a trail and enjoyed the rain stopping and the sun coming out of the cloud cover.  More dawn mediation. No deer came by but I really did enjoy my time sitting in ambush.  It's a meditative time.  I've had too much on my mind with all the stresses of work and family. It surely helps to sit quietly in prayer, listening to the forest,letting go. No animals came.  Eventually I returned and met up with Tom at Charles.   I do love thermos coffee.

We drove about after.  No bear. No ptarmigan.

Stopping in a clearing we saw  a few deer on a hillside about 1000 yards away. We thought of stalking but it was too far and too open and surely the deer would leave.

"Let's ride Charles around the back and come up behind them on another trail." I said.

So that's what we did.  Stopping at a place we thought we could stalk in on them. The wind direction was better too.  Tom took the one side of the ridge and I went down the other side following along the ridge we thought we'd seen them on.

Sure enough 2 doe passed right in front of me at 50 yards. I waited and looked and looked for a hoped for buck following them. There was one but he saw me before I saw him. We looked at each other 50 yards away with  his head in a bunch old tree branches making it impossible for me to know if he had horns.  I was trying to lift up my binoculars with the strap caught on something when he turned and literally disappeared.  I just had a perfect side view of a  perfect 2 point.  I thought, if I'd just used the telescope on the crossbow and not messed with the stupid binoculars I'd have got him when he turned  It was simply not meant to be. I was winded and sore too after running up the hill after him, vainly hoping for another shot.

I felt like Tom had and later we'd talk about being 'dumb and dumber'.

I had laid a trail of bits of kleenex hung on branches but chasing uphill after that buck I'd got off my trail and decided  instead of backtracking to to head back out by dead reckoning.   I get lost alot.  I knew though  that Tom was about and I'd cross the main trail eventually if I couldn't find where we'd parked. I had  a Garmin GPS and compass watch but still I didn't find Charles where I thought it should be.

Tom and I were each carrying Motorola Waterproof GMRS 2 way radios.  I called him up and told him I was lost, asking him to fire off his rifle to help me get directions.  He did and I was a ways away.  Getting closer I fired mine off and he tried to triangulate me to his position.  I found the original road we'd come in instead so called him up to tell him to come out to me.    The trouble was he'd lost the key. Dumb and dumber.

I hiked in to where he was and we looked all over for the key. I had my set but we didn't want to lose his set.  Not only was the ATV key on his ring but the titanium chain lock I had as well.  We drove back over the places he'd been where he thought he might have had them fall out of his pocket when he'd taken something else out. No luck.

Back at the truck we loaded Charles on and left his cammo rifle cover on the ground. It had got soaked in diesel so we'd not left it in the cab.  Dumb and dumber.  Now something else was lost. And Neither of us had been able to find the old arrows we'd shot off to protect our strings when we uncocked the bow.

Back at Ramada Gilbert was ecstactic to see us.  Laura had taken him for a long walk exploring the town when the rain had stopped and the skies cleared.Tom ,going through his new Cabelas came outfit, found the pocket he hadn't looked in. Sure enough there were the ATV and titanium lock keys.  Good find.

In the evening we took Gilbert along for what was planned to be just a drive about the woods in the truck. We saw lots of grouse almost hitting one that flew up as we passed it. No deer. No bear.  No ptarmigan.

Then there was a horrid grinding growling noise coming from under the truck. Tom figured it was the brake sticking but that we'd be able to drive  back.  We drove back picking up some fried chicken and wedges at the gas station..

"Don't call them wedgies," the lively counter lady told me.

It was a great meal and late night television since the morning hunt was off due to the truck problems.  I was glad for the sleep in.

Holiday Monday, everything was closed. I'd phoned all the numbers for repairs I could find on line.  Lordco Parts was open. We decided to wash the truck before going there.  We were able to get the parts to fix the brakes with new calipers and pads. Tom figured he could do the job if needed. The Lordco guys however told us about George at Country Tire.  George did emergency repairs. George was great.

"Bring it over in an hour."  Tom was up for that. I went back to Ramada and had a very good continental breakfast while Tom went off with the truck to see George.  Tom likes to get involved in mechanical things. Normally I might  too but with a stiff sore back I was more than happy to let the professional doe the job. A couple of hours later Tom was back with the truck all healed.

"George at Country Tire is a really great guy.  He really knows his stuff."  Tom said. Now that's great praise coming from an engineer who routinely does his own car and plane  repairs.

It was a late start but we actually saw a couple of white tailed doe on the way home.

I drove down the canyon to Hope where we got burgers at DQ. Gilbert sure loves getting his little hamburger paddy which Laura breaks up in bits for him. Tom drove the rest of the way to Vancouver where he dropped us off at midnight taking the truck with him to get it ready for next weekend's opening of rifle season.  Gilbert is going to finally get to be a grouse retriever again. No more won't watching with dismay as we let partridge get away.

The Ramada Limitted was really lovely. 100 Mile House is a great town.  We've loved all our visits there. Everyone is so friendly and they really have most everything a country person needs.  Laura looked at the real estate papers and said that there were some perfect places.  We'd seen the same thing in Kamloops. The more uninhabitable Vancouver becomes the more attractive the rest of BC remains.

It really was a great weekend.  I certainly appreciated Tom and George solving the truck issues.   We both loved Charles the Honda 500 Pioneer. It was Tom's first time bow hunting and I really think he is hooked. Laura enjoyed hanging out with Gilbert and reading Harlan Corban without interruptions.

I am sure the deer  and bear were especially glad they out smarted us.













Tuesday, October 28, 2014

BC Hunting - 70 mile House

I got mixed up and thought spike fork moose was open at 100 mile House.  Bucks were open but at 70 mile house it was bucks and spike fork moose.
The fact is, I wanted to go to 100 miles house because I like the town.  I'd passed through it quite a few times and always liked the people I met there. There's a great hunting store there, Exeter Sporting Goods Ltd.  I last bought my Bushnell Fusion Rangefinder binoculars there.
My friend Laura had liked the boutiques and pharmacy when we'd stopped there together.
My friend Jackie had lived there and liked the Red Coach Inn.
I'd hunted there a couple of times years past and always liked that the A&W was open early so I could get a coffee, and sausage and egger for the ride out to the logging trails and woods.
It really is spectacular hunting terrain.  Very moosy too.  It's a good thing though I had the iHunter app on my iphone and we had coverage. When I looked at what was legal I was surprised to find we were 30 miles north of where spike fork moose were legal.  So we drove on the logging roads south, all the while watching for bucks.
We didn't see any moose even after we passed the magic line where they were legal to shoot.  I did see one buck. It was 240 yards away when I checked it later with my Bushnell range finder binocs.  There it was, standing in a clearing up on a hill. I stopped the truck and took the "Cannon", my new 300 WSM Winchester Coyote Light long range rifle.
My Ruger 30:06 was called the 'sexcalibre" because as my first stainless steel it looked like the 'Excalibur" when it came out of it's box.  My friend said it was 'sexy' so the name 'Sexcalibur" stuck. TheWinchester is heavier and made for business.  There's just something about a rifle that shoots a mile, twice the distance of my 30:06 and packs twice the whallop .    The "Cannon" got it's name the first time my friend heard me shoot it.
"That thing sounds like a cannon!" he said admiringly.  The recoil isn't that bad either. The Winchester 70 Coyote Light is also lightweight for the power it packs. Heavier and more weildy than my Ruger it's still not too much weight for an old guy like me to pack about over the woods and fields.
We did a bit of that this weekend. Parking the truck a couple of times and hiking about for miles, stalking about. We didn't sit still at dawn like we normally would because I didn't know the terrain.  Next time I hunt there I've got a couple of likely places I 'd be glad to wait in ambush.  Road hunting in the rain that day in my comfortable Ford F350 Harley Davidson Edition diesel 4x4 truck with air conditioning and heated seats was just fine by me.  I had the Kodiac 450 ATV in the back of the truck. With the rain turning to sleet then snow then back to rain I found myself thinking that the Kodiac by comparison only had heated handles.    The three of us just enjoyed driving about in the cowboy truck jawing and watching the incredible autumn terrain slip by.
The one big buck I saw looked every bit masculine but for the life of me I couldn't confirm horns. I was sure it was a really big spike but I was looking up and the head was in front of grey clouds.  I moved to adjust the Zeiss scope from 10 power to 25 and just as I saw what I thought was horn the deer spooked and I didn't get off a shot.
We saw 4 doe the next day but no moose and no deer that we could shoot.
Twice we came across ptarmigan that flew as a flock of 20 or 30 a half mile or so.  Tom followed them once with a very keen Gilbert but they just flew off again when he got a few hundred yards nearer. The same happened the next day with me and Gilbert.
"Do you think we should call in an emergency air strike by the world hunter associations? I asked Tom
"What?"
"Well, those are awfully smart birds. We certainly don't want wild chickens to get a smart gene that spreads. It's bad enough that the moose are outsmarting us but if word gets out that the chickens have more brain power than hunters it's not going to look good for the sport. I really think that a thousand hunters should be flown in to ensure that none of that flock's genes spread. They're just too damn smart."
Gilbert was disgusted with us for not shooting anything but cans. We did that in a gravel pit. Tom got bullseyes with his Mossberg Lever Action 30:30.  I shot up an A&W cup with the Cannon then wasted a few of those orange skeet disks with the Sexcalibur. All the while Gilbert waited in the truck.
It was a great weekend notwithstanding the obvious lack of killing and gutting and fresh meat for the winter. The country fresh air spiced by the north was better than any city air freshner. The beautiful colourful fall scenery was spectacular. Comraderie. Tom threw the ball for Gilbert in lieu of shooting the Ptarmigan.  Gilbert was happy with fetching the tennis ball.  The Red Coach Inn at 100 Mile House was a great motel with a great restaurant and really friendly staff.  Gilbert ran his little cockapoo legs off.  I got some exercise. Tom shot a few more bullseyes with his new Mossberg 30:30 Lever Action.
"I'm really liking this rifle, Bill.  It's what the Rifeman used." he said.
"I know," I answered thinking next thing he'll be getting it customized with an expanded lever on it. The Rifleman had done that to his rifle to improve for rapid firing.
On the way back we enjoyed listening to the Ian Rankin,  Saints of the Shadow Bible, audio book. The Scottish detectives Rebus and Clark were in the thick of murder and mystery made all that much better by the brogue accent of the reader.
 The sun came out as we passed through the Frazer Canyon.  I snapped pictures with my iphone.
When I dropped Tom off at the Chilliwack Airport his diesel VW car wouldn't turn over.  We hooked up the cables between our batteries but even with Tom loosening nuts to bleed it,  it still wouldn't turn over. It finally took me towing Tom around the parking lot.
This was Tom's bright idea.  After a couple of loops of the parking lot the car still hadn't started.  I stopped when he waved to me, remembering Tom's idiosyncratic hand signals are more confusing than a drunk  deaf mute signing.  What's funnier is that he thinks his gestures are some sort of universal Esperanto.  It turned out he wasn't signalling me to stop but rather to go faster.
Given the Chilliwack police department was right next store I was glad that I 'd stopped. With clear instructions and a glance in the direction of the police station I picked up the speed a notch.  This was the airport.  Who would notice if a VW  was suddenly flying like a kite.  Amazingly enough the car fired up.  I stopped and retrieved the tow rope, shook hands with Tom and headed into Vancouver.
By Sunday evening the guns and ammo were back in storage.  I left the ATV on the truck because I'm planning another weekend.
As much as I'd like getting dressed as a bearded lady in a gown and wig for Halloween,  going to the Rocky Horror Picture cult flick to chuck toilet paper and such,  I may just dress  again in cammo  hoping to surprise a deer or moose before the hunting season closes.  Samhain, here we come!