February

I was kind of shocked to survive November.But holidays  came and I managed December. January was looking kind of sketchy. Now it’s February. Who would have guessed?

The planet is alive. The climate hasn’t changed much if you look at the big picture. Why ever did men with education take temperatures inland and ignore so many variables?  I never could plan for living with all their trillions of dollars of doom saying. Good gig if you can get it. 

Now theirs Covid, the Wuhan Frankenstein Chimera and the Liberals are still blaming creation on Harper. Meanwhile, in the US, BLM insists Lincoln was black. The Transexual coalition of Rabbis and Imans have chosen a Christ Buddhist president.  But everyone now knows Trump was Inuit. The last giraffe was seen on Wall Street. Clowns are demanding pay equity. Women in power have made laws saying women don’t  lie. Only men lie. God the Father was castrated long ago. So how can Jesus be the son of God when Mary was a virgin. Stay tuned it’s all written in the good book for bad boys and girls.

The media which never lies said Xi Jinping is God.  Dr. Fauci is yet to show his tax returns. 

It was finally concluded without a shadow of doubt that Putin is a cyborg.  Zeus begat Hillary.  This was sometime in the future which required her returning to the past. Epstein’s Island wasn’t about children but dwarves in drag black mailed  politicians with elf festishes there. There was only one rhinoceros. 

The Communist Chinese now use ‘all we need is love’ as their theme song. Elon Musk escaped. Justin Trudeau sued Canadians collectively for ridiculing him despite his wearing pretty socks. Another hurricane struck somewhere. More people died of some disease. Huffington Post reported discovering a new gender. People have returned to reading cereal boxes,Archeologist uncovered another city they’d been saving for a rainy day. More people are buying silver. Mass inflation is promised but Canadians have been reassured Venezuela will buy loonies. The music which had taken the last train to the coast, given the vacuum,that had developed. Aetheists continue to kill themselves and everyone else at predictable rates. Persecution prevails.

Now, you can free the virgins. They are no longer needed. The sun is definitely on the mend. We humans collectively saved it with our belief in hope and knowledge of astronomy and weather. Given the greater knowledge of immunity after decades of the dark history of women’s magazines, kids are being encouraged to eat dirt. Billy is alive today thanks to the mud pies the girls gave him when they were all five and six. Snot is no longer disgusting. Bad ass women are called that on account of their farts. A symphony of twerkers has been featured mooning on the cover of Time magazine. A month has been added to the calendar to celebrate bush man girls denied modell careers or jobs as restaurant hostesses. Bank managers are no longer allowed to wear three piece suits to work but must wear pirates costumes. Children are encouraged to play. Everything is going to be alright. 

This is the day the Lord has made.